Reality Television is Ruining Our Lives

April 22, 2008 at 3:49 pm (Uncategorized)



“We wonder why other countries hate us.  I love that.  We have a game show in our country called Survivor.  That’s a game in our country!  Where you can win a million dollars for surviving on a place where people already live/  Do you realize what kind of message that sends?  Not a good one.  ‘Excuse me, I’ve been here for 60 years, may I have some bread?’ HAHAHAHA , NO!  We’re Americans!  This is a game!  AHH!  We don’t have our cell phones! This is hard!  I don’t even get any service here and I’m with Cingular, and they just merged with AT&T.  I should have double the bars, but I don’t!  I have no bars!  I hate this island of Wahapooie!  Wahapooie?  Isn’t that a shampoo by Paul Mitchell?  No, its land.” 

–Daniel Tosh

How true is this?


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